Tuesday, September 16, 2008

On the Buses -The Movies

The first Movie : On the Buses has Stan and Jack taking advantage of the bus depot's staff shortage, by sneaking off to have a sexual meeting with a byrd at a turnaround point, stan gets Jack there for the date, but unknown to them Blakey sneaks up on the idle bus while Stan is having his tea break. Then Jack in a panic rushes out to the bus, half dressed to feel Blakeys
wrath> fed up with the layabouts, Blakey decides to hire woment drivers, which brings about laughter from the bus crews, but brings problems to Stan when he loses his overtime, Jack loses his daytime romances, and Blakey is happy for the moment. Stan and jack plan a course of action of getting rid of the women drivers, by re routing thier buses, putting spiders in the bus,
and piss in the womens drivers tea to make them urinate more often, even more funny is Blakey taking a cup of tea. Stan having problem on the romance scene, finally finds a byrd, but shes a driver. and Jack and the lads will not lets this continue, and go round to Stans house and threaten him with bodily harm if the relationship does not end....it does. Once she gives up the driving and becomes a clippie, Stan is thrilled but its Jack that makes the move, and when Stan show up at he House Jack is already there in action.

This film replaced a 007 james bond at the top of the British box offices, and it it still considered one of the best OTB movies.

3 comments:

On the Buses Fan said...

The Second movie-Mutiny on the Buses has Stan getting engaged to a right golddigger who only seems interested in getting a flat then being with Stan..which leads to disaster for Stan..A new bus company manager Mr Jenkins come to help out Blakey make the bus comapany a profit, at which Stan and Jack both laugh. As stan gets pressured buy Sandra, he needs to find more money for the flat. While back at the depot a fire starts in the repair area when
Stan throws a fish and chip dinner that was stored in the buses engine
which is alight and starts the inferno, as all hell breaks loose
no one can work the outdated fire fighting equipment and Stan is forced to move the bus at Mr Jenkins orders out of the way, while backing up, he smahes Blakeys new Van which he fot that morning to keep track of the duo, after they ruined his radio controlled buses. On in the Luxton dog house, a new job with better pay arrives, at a animal park. which Stan is told he no bother need applying for by Blakey..So Jack come up with an idea to blackmail Jenkins and stan gets the job. This golden ticket fot
stan does not last long as on aa trial run at the park a lion, manages to get on the bus and puts fear into Stan and Blakey (this scene is classic on the buses).

On the Buses Fan said...

The 3rd Movie-Holiday on the Buses
has Stan, Jack and Blakey Getting the sack after Stans bus gets into a accident. They are off to the employment office where they meet Blakey, where he in turn gladly admits he has a new job and will never have to work with them again.
Week go by , but then Jack finds the perfect job for them as a bus crew in a holiday camp. Thet arrive at camp and then take their
first bus out, only to be stopped at the security gates, Stan blasts the horn and yell come on open up, and who appears.....Blakey..who goes into panic mode..as does Stan.
Jack come out the bus to see whats what is happening an replies.....
"blimey i thought Hitler was dead"
Stan again struggles to find a companion while Jack goes after Blakeys,nurse friend...no good could come from this? As the family has turned up for a cheap Vaction, MUM finds an older gentlemen friend, while Arthur and Olive continue their blissful married life?? Stan brings a grl back to the room bu keeps getting interuted by little Arthur, so he read him a book and gets him to bed asap, leaving him with a toy
water pistol which unknown to Stan is put to good use. Blakey is running an Old time dance exhibition, which Arthur and Olive have to attend to keep Blakey busy,
all starts off well till Olives girdle breaks then gets her glasses smashed by Arthurs feet,
then they get tangled up...this poor couple deserve each other..!!
Mum bursts in on Stans date and rushes in to see little arthur only to find his room all covered
in liquid from the water pistol, the room need to be repainted asap/
....to be continued.............

On the Buses Fan said...

after getting the room repaired ,Olive having to go the the loo, without the room light on mess up the walls and a total redo is done.Blaeky go to visit the nurse but saw a sign back in 30 minutes so he decides to use his pass key, not knowing Jack was naking out with the Nurse, he hears the moaning in the room and goes mental and goes in, buy this time Jack had bolted, Blakeys love affair ends, but he sees butlers jacket and assumes it was Stan messing about with his bird and goes off to KIll Stan.. It all ends in Blakey getting the sack, and Stan and Jack find two more lovely females to chase, as they take them down to the besch for some private time, but the bis gets stuck in the soft sand and they all have to walk back to the
camp. Coming back the next morning the tide as come in to the the buses top wheels, jack knowing his tides from the national service says it will be gone in a few hours, so they leave and come back the bus in totally under water and both get the sack. back at the employment centre the agin run into Blakey whos working there, and assigns Stan a job wrecking buildings... the final on the buses movie ends in style...